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Run, Crook, Run - Socks

$14.50 USD

Because some people run marathons…others just run from subpoenas. Perfect for court dates or casual Fridays.

Put these on and you’ll outrun:
✓ The news cycle
✓ FBI raids
✓ Grand juries
✓ and every fact-checker

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
• Blank product sourced from China

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