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Mama always said it best….
Now in screaming-red 3D-puff embroidery on a white foam trucker with a tiny running silhouette stitched on the side (because some people jog for fitness, others jog for freedom).
Perfect for:
✓ Courtroom spectator chic
✓ Blocking the sun and the subpoenas
✓ Keeping that perfect comb-over classified
✓ Reminding your golf buddies that “fore!” sounds suspiciously like “fourth indictment”
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar
Crooked Is as a Crooked Does – Embroidered Foam Trucker Hat
$16.00 USD
Now in screaming-red 3D-puff embroidery on a white foam trucker with a tiny running silhouette stitched on the side (because some people jog for fitness, others jog for freedom).
Perfect for:
✓ Courtroom spectator chic
✓ Blocking the sun and the subpoenas
✓ Keeping that perfect comb-over classified
✓ Reminding your golf buddies that “fore!” sounds suspiciously like “fourth indictment”
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China or Myanmar
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 24 - 26 | 6 | 3 | 8 ⅝ |