I Am Not a Smart Man, But I Know What Hush Money Is - Sweatshirt

Classic wisdom from America’s favorite presidential brain trust. Because when you’ve dropped $130k on a porn star and $450k on a fixer, you learn a thing or two about keeping things quiet. Soft, cozy, and vaguely court-approved—perfect for chilly courtrooms and depositions.

• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• 100% organic cotton exterior
• Frenchy terry knit
• Set-in sleeves
• 2×2 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!